Horse Protests Break Out Across the Multiverse as Unemployment Skyrockets in the Wake of Aetherdrift

Horse populations face record unemployments numbers as mechanical vehicles take center-stage for Magic's next set.

Jan 4 • 

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December 2024

2 New Aetherdrift Commander Pre-Cons Leaked on Social Media

Rumors and leaks suggest there are two more pre-cons dropping: "Nothing Stronger than Family" and "Let's-a-go!"

Dec 21, 2024 • 

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Study finds that a shocking amount of Magic players got themselves for Secret Santa and told nobody

"I got myself for Secret Santa. I was supposed to tell somebody but I didn't."

Dec 19, 2024 • 

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How to Pretend You’re a Pro When You’re Really Just Trying to Remember What Your Deck Does

Tired of being an idiot, losing every game, and looking like an absolute clown?

Dec 17, 2024 • 

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September 2024

Business Booming for Mathas, Fiend Seeker after Making the Move to Los Angeles

"I legally changed my name to 'Fiend Seeker' because of how slow business was, but LA has turned that around!"

Sep 5, 2024 • 

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August 2024

Dermatologists Hate Him! Oloro Reveals His Method for Maintaining His Ageless Aesthetic

It's not as complicated as you might think!

Aug 29, 2024 • 

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Mark Rosewater Takes the Rifle Out Back to "Old Yeller" the Last Vanilla Creature

National Wildlife Federation labels vanilla creatures an extinct species.

Aug 28, 2024 • 

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Trump Challenges Harris to a Game of 1v1 Commander; Winner Takes White House

The very fate of our country rests in the heart of the cards.

Aug 27, 2024 • 

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Next on Fixer Upper: Duskmourn's House of Horror!

Chip and Joanna will be facing their toughest challenges yet: the malevolent and the demonic!

Aug 24, 2024 • 

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10 Ways to Deal Psychic Damage to the Opponent Playing the Most Annoying Commander Deck Possible

In other words, 10 fun social experiments. In no particular order.

Aug 23, 2024 • 

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6 Best Mythics to Pick Your Teeth With

It's all about quality cardboard and a moderate bend.

Aug 22, 2024 • 

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Lorwyn archaeologists sheepishly admit they misunderstood expiration date of "Thousand Year Elixir"

The stock of the prized artifact has plummeted, and shareholders are not happy.

Aug 21, 2024 • 

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